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" Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you. "
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Mark Twain
Opponents , Tree , Hilarious
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" Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. "
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Mark Twain
Funny , Witty , Hilarious
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" Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. "
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Oscar Wilde
Funny , Life , Hilarious
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" I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. "
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Dream , Hilarious
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" Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. "
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Lewis Grizzard
Funny , Marriage , Hilarious
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" Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. "
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Chuck Palahniuk
Funny , Hilarious
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" Who grins in official circumstances? "
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Vladimir Nabokov
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" Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! "
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Rick Riordan
Funny , Hilarious
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" June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them. "
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Rick Riordan
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" Huh," said Percy. "Never seen Jason fly before. He looks like a blond superman. "
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Rick Riordan
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