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David Letterman

" The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong. "

David Letterman

Intelligence , Giving , Jokes

" There is no off position on the genius switch. "

David Letterman

" There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. "

David Letterman

Business

" Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water. "

David Letterman

People , Land , Water

" Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. "

David Letterman

Importance

" I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. "

David Letterman

" I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. "

David Letterman

Jokes , Gentlemen

" Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard. "

David Letterman

Name , Iraq , Republican

" It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said. "

David Letterman

Will , Race

" For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. "

David Letterman

God , Home , Love

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